Marriage parties sucks!

Its been time since I scribbled and cribbed here on ma blog... thanks to my insti's new websense.... donno why opened blogger these days... newayz... here I am... Yesterday I went to a marriage ceremony of ma local guardian's relatives... I can tell u smthin... marriage parties sucks... nd not only they sucks they suck bigtimes.... Firstly u hav to know people who are smhow related to you... Beta ..ye tumhare mummy ki maami ke bhai ke bete ki....... wat the heck .. Then comes ur intro... I can tell u smthin... Its rather easy to clear the tuffest interviews of top multinationals... but here u don't stand a chance...

Kya kar rahe ho aajkal??
Uncle B Tech..... ( Picked up a mocktail from nearby waiter's tray.. Oh man I luv blue Lagoon)

Kahan se??
Uncle IT-BHU se

Ye kaunsa college hai??
Uncle wo IIT-JEE ke through hota hai isme admission

Acha IIT kar rahe ho?
Haan aisa hi kuch (Got some snacks in a tissue.. Really tasty...hmm)

Branch kya hai??
Chemical Engg.

Acha Chemistry padh rahe ho??
( here I m silent... smbody tell them that chemistry nd chemical engg are poles apart)

Isme koi scope hai??
Haan uncle kaafi scope hai... Oil sector, FMCG, Pharmaceuticals sector nd all comes under this category

Kitna time bacha hai???
Around 3 months... [:)]

Uske baad...
Job join karoonga

Acha job lag gayi...
Haan lag gayi uncle

Kahan Lagi??
uncle Hindustan Unilever Ltd.

Joinin kab hai??
Uncle July mein ( Yahan pe Ice Cream aayi... tellin u .. tey are ma favrts.. just luv them)

Acha... Kitna package de rahi hai??? [:D]
Uncle 15 lakhs pa.... ( with a smile I said)

Bas..... yaar maine to suna tha ki 40-50 lakh milta hai ..
(!@#$%^&*) ... ( Arre koi inko bataao ki kisi bhi IIT mein itna pkg nahin milta... I m in top .01% of all IITians... Itna pkg to kahin bhi freshers ko nahin milta)....
Nahin Uncle wo B-School waalon ko milta hai... maine to abhi sirf Engg kari hai... I m yet to go for B-school...

Acha hai acha hai.... Joining kaha hai???
Uncle Mumbai...

Thts nice... Kya post de rahi hai??
Uncle intially trainin hai 1.5 years ki... usko wo log Business Leadership Trainee bulaate hain... aur fir final posting as a production manager...

Humaari bhi bachi hai... humaare chacha ki ladki... wo all india first aayi hai... padhne mein bahut tez hai... Usko BITS-Pilani mein direct admission mil gaya hai..by the way tumhaari position kya hai tumhaare college mein>??.
Uncle main topper hoon... pichle teen saal se top kar raha hoon... [:D]

Sahi hai... bahut badhiya... Aur aage ka kya plan hai???
Abhi to job hi join karoonga uncle... fir dekhte hain... soch raha hoon MBA ki... par abhi sure nahin hoon...

Aur Ghar jaate ho?? Mummy keh rahi thi ki aata nahin hai
Haan jab holidays milte hai... Ab insti waale holidays dete hi nahin kya kare hum bache..

Koi nahin... Aur shaadi waadi ka kya iraada hai??
( Oh my God!! ab ye topic kahan se aa gaya..) Kuch nahin uncle ... abhi to main chota hoon.. pehle I wanna concentrate on ma career... ( with a blush)... fir sochenge... Rite now I m out of it...

Hum baat karenge tumhaari mummmy se...
( I donno wo kis baat ke liye keh rahe the... let me make it clear ki main in sab jhanjhat mein nahin padne waala until I m set in ma career...)

Then there were lotsa questions by miscellaneous people on Career counselling... stuff like IIT-JEE and CAT... nd also about a good job...!! Aur sersly tellin... Yaar punjaabi hadh se jyaada
naachte hain... I mean its gud... but thoda kum karo yaar... Newayz as far as dance is concerned... I really missed that in all this interview of mine... I dont understand why "Dulhe ki saaliya" are
more like dulhan herself that day... aur kuch arbit se bande unke peeche lag jaate hain... aap baithiye... aap thak jaayengi.. aapne ye khaaya... its damn tasty.. u shud try this... waiter!!... Oh
come off it... All in all main ulti pakk gaya ... finally I returned back 1:30 a.m. in morning.. nd was so frustrated... thx to surabhi ... kaafi saara frustoopan us pe ulat diya... Newayz ab ye post jyaada lamba ho gaya...
chalo guys cya